So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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