i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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