Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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