im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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