Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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