You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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