Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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