so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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