Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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