2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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