Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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