Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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