I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
A+ Viking dick
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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