Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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