I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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