dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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