I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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