my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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