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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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