i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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