I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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