If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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