hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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