The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Randomize