Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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