i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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