Cold hands, warm shart.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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