Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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