if you like me you must not know who I am
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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