i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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