He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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