I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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