I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
