So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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