He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
But we have bathrooms and they dont
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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