So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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