It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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