Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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