he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
