You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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