Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I understand Curling. That high.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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