I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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