how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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