After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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