this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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