I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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