is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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