So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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