Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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