i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
