but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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