I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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