Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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