i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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